Avenged Sevenfold — Scream (Matt’s vocals only)
Requested by: my ovaries, which no longer exist thanks to this.
Sexually frustrated ladies of the world, you’re welcome.
This. (Taken with instagram)
Playing some Banjo & Kazooie with my dad. We need one last jiggy from Rusty Bucket Bay and we keep dying!! Haha. Stupid rotating fans.
I need a nap… (Taken with instagram)
Happy… (Taken with instagram)
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
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